the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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