i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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