You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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