I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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