I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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