Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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