I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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