There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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