You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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