Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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