Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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