Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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