so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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