Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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