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Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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