idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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