where does the pee come out of this thing
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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