All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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