Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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