After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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