Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Randomize
