Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
