I heard we made out
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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