I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize
