so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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