Already got asked if we're dating
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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