Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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