i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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