like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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