stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We need to get me chipped asap
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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