I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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