I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
