brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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