It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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