4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dicks are not precious.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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