is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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