Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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