I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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