I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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