Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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