Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
