And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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