I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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