Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
NoShamevember. You game?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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