This house was built for laser tag.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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