Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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