ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
