Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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