and you said cock pushups were impossible
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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