going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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