don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
