he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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