so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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