i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
