you guys were way drunker than both of me
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
they're like a gay fantastic four
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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