so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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