just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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